According to various news reports Yahoo.com is planning to buy Tumblr for 1 Billion dollars.
why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
too soon
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family.
WHAT
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”
what’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
the holocaust
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
(Source: chickensandwich)
How to get the beach body you’ve always dreamed of:
1. Go to a beach
2. Replace all your internal organs with sand, shells, ice cream, parasols and buckets and spades.
Leopard Seal tries to teach National Geographic photographer how to hunt.
Oh my god this is so adorable
“I think she thought the camera was my mouth, which is every photographer’s dream”
WARNING: includes a photo of a sort of mangled penguin so if you do not like looking at sort of mangled penguin be advised uwu
Oh my god, this big giant penguin-mauling seal got maternal on a photographer. This is like when your cat gives you “presents” on your doorstep because it thinks you’re a big manchild-cat who needs to learn how to feed yourself.
Except this is a wild animal and it doesn’t even know you you are. What a saint.
This is actually really fascinating. I love how determined the seal was. It’s just like, “look dude it’s not that hard. You just bite the penguin! I mean for heavens sake it’s already dead”
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me
